What would you do if a man could commit omnicide, and was threatening to do it unless a woman kissed him, and 10 women were in front of him but none of them were willing despite him being a 5/10?

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    [–]MVP0[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    You could try by force but you're a saidit poster so would probably get annihilated.

    Now thinking about it, it hypothetically would be the ultimate satisfaction for him to cause your death while you're kissing, one last act of rebellion against chads.

    [–]Hematomato 1 insightful - 4 fun1 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

    I guess I'd pull out my dick, because if the world is gonna end, I wanna go out jerking off.

    [–]NastyWetSmear 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    I guess I'd just whisper to one of them: "C'mon, just give the loser one kiss, else we all die. I'll give ya $50 afterwards."

    [–]iamonlyoneman 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    I'd ask if you have $20 because a crack ho will suck ur dick if you actually want it sucked but you don't because you don't want to be touched because ur a volcel LOL

    [–]weavilsatemyface 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    What would you do if a man could commit omnicide, and was threatening to do it

    That's some fucking dangerous dude. I'd kill him in self-defence, before he could kill everyone.

    I mean, today it's "Kiss me or I'll kill everyone", tomorrow it will be "suck my cock and give me all your money or I'll kill everyone", the day after it's "Righto, every last one of you are my slaves or I'll kill everyone."

    Mother-fucker like that is too dangerous to allow to live.