How can we persuade the Department of Homeland Security to lighten up a bit?

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[–]William_World 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (12 children)

Really they need to racially profile, like who is likely to be a hijacker? A muslim man. But in USA woke people whine about that. But yeah if you're not going to do that you need to check everyone's asshole to see if boxcutters are up there.

[–]jerryk[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (11 children)

They don't in Israel. They don't in Russia. They don't in China. Why, exactly, do they have to do it here? You really think all Muslims look so different from ordinary Americans? Really? Why, exactly?

[–]William_World 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (10 children)

you don't know what they do in other countries

[–]jerryk[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (9 children)

Sure I do. I know plenty of Israelis, and, they wouldn't put up with this kind of nonsense, their security is real security, it's not just about making money!

[–]William_World 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (8 children)

you've never been to israel. I dare you to try to go there with a boxcutter up your ass. And yes you can tell a muslim by looking at them.

[–]jerryk[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (7 children)

No, you can't tell Muslims by looking at them, that's completely ridiculous, it's just a religion. I've never been to Israel, but, these days, box cutters would certainly not allow anyone to hijack an airplane, they'd be gang-tackled by the entire flight if they tried to hijack it. Things have changed a bit since 911. The U.S., Australia and New Zealand have stricter airport security than Israel, or anywhere else in the world, you can confirm that online. Israeli security is better than U.S. security because their security is more competent.

[–]William_World 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (6 children)

nah they're obvious sorry

yeah go to israel and spout your liberal woke views to the muslims

[–]jerryk[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

https://saidit.net/s/WayOfTheBern/comments/bsa1/why_exactly_is_homeland_security_acting_as_if_it/

[–]William_World 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

"Indeed, if anyone tried to hijack an American airline these days with an AK-47, they'd be beaten to death by the passengers!"

utterly retarded

[–]jerryk[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

You sure are, buddy! But, thanks for the idea. Idiots like you give me terrific material! Got any other brilliant insights I can use for comic relief?