How can we persuade the Department of Homeland Security to lighten up a bit?

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[–]William_World 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (10 children)

you don't know what they do in other countries

[–]jerryk[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (9 children)

Sure I do. I know plenty of Israelis, and, they wouldn't put up with this kind of nonsense, their security is real security, it's not just about making money!

[–]William_World 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (8 children)

you've never been to israel. I dare you to try to go there with a boxcutter up your ass. And yes you can tell a muslim by looking at them.

[–]jerryk[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (7 children)

No, you can't tell Muslims by looking at them, that's completely ridiculous, it's just a religion. I've never been to Israel, but, these days, box cutters would certainly not allow anyone to hijack an airplane, they'd be gang-tackled by the entire flight if they tried to hijack it. Things have changed a bit since 911. The U.S., Australia and New Zealand have stricter airport security than Israel, or anywhere else in the world, you can confirm that online. Israeli security is better than U.S. security because their security is more competent.

[–]William_World 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (6 children)

nah they're obvious sorry

yeah go to israel and spout your liberal woke views to the muslims

[–]jerryk[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

https://saidit.net/s/WayOfTheBern/comments/bsa1/why_exactly_is_homeland_security_acting_as_if_it/

[–]William_World 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

"Indeed, if anyone tried to hijack an American airline these days with an AK-47, they'd be beaten to death by the passengers!"

utterly retarded

[–]jerryk[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

You sure are, buddy! But, thanks for the idea. Idiots like you give me terrific material! Got any other brilliant insights I can use for comic relief?

[–]William_World 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

you literally said let's not just let muslims bring boxcutters on planes, let's let them bring AK47s onboard. Please don't reproduce.

[–]jerryk[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

I did? Is this Donald Trump speaking?