Question: Can you name me a reboot of *anything* from the past 6 or 7 that didn't suck/go woke?

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[–]Hematomato 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Hmm. Well, you could make the case for Cobra Kai. It's totally out of ideas now, but the first two seasons were a lot of fun, and they certainly didn't promote the idea that men from the '80s were worthless because they were unwoke.

[–]jet199 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (6 children)

Top Gun

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    [–]jet199 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    I think it's more that control freak Tom Cruise would never let them destroy his character and make the kids perfect like they did with most other reboots which brought in a younger generation.

    [–]tyranicaloverlord 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

    It wasn't a reboot, it was a sequel.

    [–]jet199 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

    Many reboots are sequels

    [–]tyranicaloverlord 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    Nah, a reboot is a reboot. Same story, different take. A Sequel is a down the road story. So no, there are not any reboots that are sequels. They are two completely different things.

    [–]Musky 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    That was terrible:/

    [–]passionflounder 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    I can't. Happily this is because I've seen none of it.

    [–][deleted] 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    I'm only willing to support and financially help programs that ARE woke. Anything else is worthless. Yes I haven't given as much this year, less than a couple million but I do support all programs that are smart enough and bright enough to see why WOKE RULES!! :) and you out there with any brains in your heads will come with us into this better, brighter world for all of humankind. The rest of you can just keep wallowing in your infantile hate and misery.

    [–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (5 children)

    I can't. Happily this is because being woke is being intelligent and showing the one true hallmark of real intelligence, which is kindness. It's no surprise to me that infantile idiots here think woke is a "bad" thing. That's the hallmark of true ignorance and bad upbringing.

    [–]jet199 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

    Woke has never meant kindness at any time.

    It means believing there are conspiracy theories working against you like systematic racism or evil Jews or the CIA getting blacks addicted to crack.

    Literally to wake up to The Man oppressing you.

    Woke people have never been nice, they are the opposite. If you have to fight the whole system and culture you can't be nice.

    [–]Hematomato 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

    Maybe that's what it means to you, but to most people the word has gone on a journey starting with "watch out for the police" and ending with "it's time to remove straight white men from positions of power and influence."

    [–]jet199 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    Yes, because they believe straight white men are all in a conspiracy against them.

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      [–][deleted] 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

      That's not true, and your assertions are horribly unkind to the extent that it even be called brainwashing to try to force people to "conform their perceptions to reality." Reality is not the same for any two people. Who do you think you are to decide what reality should be for ANYBODY? That itself is a huge symptom of delusion, the belief that only YOU know what's best for everybody and only YOU know what is reality. You are wrong about that. I can safely say, the "reality" you think you know is not the reality that really exists. KINDNESS means, you treat others as you want to be treated - something that never happens here on these forums, by the way.

      [–]Musky 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

      I'm thinking....

      I am a little salty the Futurama reboot sucks ass.

      [–]bucetao6969 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

      There's a lot of things actually, but they don't get bought into the news ofc. I think people have more fun hating on the woke shit these days. And the wokeys aren't gonna talk about it ofc.

      Do expect some good reboots from netflix after the reception of One Piece though. Money talks.