If you were a monkey, would you throw feaces at Chipit?

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[–]JasonCarswell 7 insightful - 4 fun7 insightful - 3 fun8 insightful - 4 fun -  (4 children)

Your spam has flooded the front page today.
Why?
You're intentionally fucking up SaidIt this weekend?

[–]DirewolfGhost 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Its less offensive than socks driving interaction.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (2 children)

Are ya proud of meh? 🤣

[–]JasonCarswell 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

No.

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😧

[–]BISH 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

In days of yore..

But I'm now a solitary ape; like an orangutan.

I take the moral high ground, as I do my own thing.

I sometimes enjoy watching those monkeys throw shit at others. It's hilarious.

Not necessarily at Chipit any more. He's toned it down quite a bit.

Also, poop gets under your nails. No winners there.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

At whom, pray tell, mighten you throw'eth thou poop?

[–]BISH 3 insightful - 5 fun3 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Poop throwing is for caged animals.

I've broken out of my cage.

I do my part to water the tree of liberty with the bloody knuckles of truth.

And if the enemies of liberty happen to soil themselves, then I might rub their noses in it.

A practical fertilizer for the tree of liberty.

[–]Gravi 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

OOOH OOOH AAAH AAAH!

[–]jet199 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (6 children)

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/crazed-chimpanzee-shreds-womans-face-27019915

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Holy crap! 😧

[–]jet199 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

Oh, how did that link get there. Nothing to do with my feelings towards Chippy, obviously.

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😮

[–]Alphix 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Half a Xanax had the same effect on me. I am not an animal however, so I somehow maintained control but it was not easy. NEVER. AGAIN.

[–]jet199 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Take munuca instead

[–]Alphix 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Oh I am not depressed. I cured my depression at age 28, and then I realized I had been depressed for about 20 years on end.

Anyway, I ate that half pill of poison because the shithead doctor prescribed that after I reported unimaginable EXHAUSTION. I didn't realize I had terrible mercury poisoning at the time... Why SSRIs for exhaustion? What a fucktard.

[–]yabbut 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

He's rarely worthy of my poop-throwing attention.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

That's actually very interesting, thank you yabbut 🙏

I reward you with this as a token of my appreciation.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

🙈🙉🙊

[–]jerkwad152 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

If I was a monkey, I'd throw shit at everyone.

[–]Raven1221 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I do not trow such.