use the following search parameters to narrow your results:
e.g. subreddit:pics site:imgur.com dog
subreddit:pics site:imgur.com dog
advanced search: by author, sub...
~1 user here now
Ask the community of saidit a question!
If you were a monkey, would you throw feaces at Chipit?
submitted 2 years ago by [deleted] from self.AskSaidIt
[–]JasonCarswell 7 insightful - 4 fun7 insightful - 3 fun8 insightful - 3 fun8 insightful - 4 fun - 2 years ago (4 children)
Your spam has flooded the front page today. Why? You're intentionally fucking up SaidIt this weekend?
[–]DirewolfGhost 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun - 2 years ago (0 children)
Its less offensive than socks driving interaction.
[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun - 2 years ago (2 children)
Are ya proud of meh? 🤣
[–]JasonCarswell 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun - 2 years ago (1 child)
No.
[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun - 2 years ago (0 children)
😧
[–]BISH 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun - 2 years ago (2 children)
In days of yore..
But I'm now a solitary ape; like an orangutan.
I take the moral high ground, as I do my own thing.
I sometimes enjoy watching those monkeys throw shit at others. It's hilarious.
Not necessarily at Chipit any more. He's toned it down quite a bit.
Also, poop gets under your nails. No winners there.
[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun - 2 years ago (1 child)
At whom, pray tell, mighten you throw'eth thou poop?
[–]BISH 3 insightful - 5 fun3 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 5 fun - 2 years ago (0 children)
Poop throwing is for caged animals.
I've broken out of my cage.
I do my part to water the tree of liberty with the bloody knuckles of truth.
And if the enemies of liberty happen to soil themselves, then I might rub their noses in it.
A practical fertilizer for the tree of liberty.
[–]Gravi 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun - 2 years ago (0 children)
OOOH OOOH AAAH AAAH!
[–]jet199 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun - 2 years ago (6 children)
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/crazed-chimpanzee-shreds-womans-face-27019915
[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun - 2 years ago (2 children)
Holy crap! 😧
[–]jet199 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun - 2 years ago* (1 child)
Oh, how did that link get there. Nothing to do with my feelings towards Chippy, obviously.
[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - 2 years ago (0 children)
😮
[–]Alphix 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun - 2 years ago (2 children)
Half a Xanax had the same effect on me. I am not an animal however, so I somehow maintained control but it was not easy. NEVER. AGAIN.
[–]jet199 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun - 2 years ago (1 child)
Take munuca instead
[–]Alphix 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun - 2 years ago (0 children)
Oh I am not depressed. I cured my depression at age 28, and then I realized I had been depressed for about 20 years on end.
Anyway, I ate that half pill of poison because the shithead doctor prescribed that after I reported unimaginable EXHAUSTION. I didn't realize I had terrible mercury poisoning at the time... Why SSRIs for exhaustion? What a fucktard.
[–][deleted] 2 years ago (1 child)
[deleted]
[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun - 2 years ago (0 children)
That's actually very interesting, thank you yabbut 🙏
I reward you with this as a token of my appreciation.
[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun - 2 years ago (0 children)
🙈🙉🙊
[–]jerkwad152 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - 2 years ago (0 children)
If I was a monkey, I'd throw shit at everyone.
[–]Raven1221 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - 2 years ago (0 children)
I do not trow such.
[–]JasonCarswell 7 insightful - 4 fun7 insightful - 3 fun8 insightful - 3 fun8 insightful - 4 fun - (4 children)
[–]DirewolfGhost 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun - (0 children)
[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun - (2 children)
[–]JasonCarswell 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun - (1 child)
[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun - (0 children)
[–]BISH 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun - (2 children)
[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun - (1 child)
[–]BISH 3 insightful - 5 fun3 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 5 fun - (0 children)
[–]Gravi 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun - (0 children)
[–]jet199 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun - (6 children)
[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun - (2 children)
[–]jet199 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun - (1 child)
[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - (0 children)
[–]Alphix 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun - (2 children)
[–]jet199 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun - (1 child)
[–]Alphix 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun - (0 children)
[–][deleted] (1 child)
[deleted]
[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun - (0 children)
[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun - (0 children)
[–]jerkwad152 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - (0 children)
[–]Raven1221 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - (0 children)