If you were a monkey, would you throw feaces at Chipit?

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[–]jet199 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (6 children)

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/crazed-chimpanzee-shreds-womans-face-27019915

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Holy crap! 😧

[–]jet199 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

Oh, how did that link get there. Nothing to do with my feelings towards Chippy, obviously.

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😮

[–]Alphix 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Half a Xanax had the same effect on me. I am not an animal however, so I somehow maintained control but it was not easy. NEVER. AGAIN.

[–]jet199 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Take munuca instead

[–]Alphix 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Oh I am not depressed. I cured my depression at age 28, and then I realized I had been depressed for about 20 years on end.

Anyway, I ate that half pill of poison because the shithead doctor prescribed that after I reported unimaginable EXHAUSTION. I didn't realize I had terrible mercury poisoning at the time... Why SSRIs for exhaustion? What a fucktard.