I would take being seven feet tall and dying at 40, than being a short-ass fucking 5'11" manlet that even WOMEN are the same height as or surpass nowadays (seriously; like one out of three women are like 5'10" these days.)
You know how fucking short that is? That's what most 14 year old boys are, nowadays. You go on any height-related YouTube or Instagram video and every little 8th grader is on there saying their height and age. So yeah, imagine being a grown adult past the age of 23 and being the same fucking size as a Netherlands woman or an 8th grade child.
I don't even get the people who complain about "being tall." That's like complaining about being "too rich" or being "too beautiful." Like, what the fuck? Would you rather be a billionaire or would you rather be making minimum-wage and homeless, having to live in your old 1982 Chevy? That's the comparison here. "Billionaire or minimum-wage slave living in your car? Which is better?"
I fucking LOATHE being short. Like, it's literally the worst fucking physical detriment in the world for a guy, without getting into literal disabilities and actual physical deformities. Only having an actual micro-penis is a worse curse for a man (although being under seven inches is basically the same thing.) Being a short adult-male means you might as well fucking kill yourself now and give up on life.
So yeah. I'd 100% take a 'short' life as a king, then a "full" life that's shitty, miserable, and love-less where you'd die as a virgin (since short guys can't get women, as you know,) being the size of a fucking typical, everyday 12-year old Dutch girl or 14 year old American boy, but as an adult male.
This was just my ranting/venting session. I'm not afraid of death cause midgets have nothing to live for. ...Unless they're Jeff Bezos, I guess. Even Ben Shapiro's baby sister outgrew him and she's not even tall; Abigail Shapiro is only 5'8".
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