She's single, guys

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[–]CheeseWizard 5 insightful - 6 fun5 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 6 fun -  (1 child)

No, Musky, nobody's dating your mother. Just accept it is what is and you all will live alone in the household.

[–]Questionable 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

  • Selfie

  • Makeup

  • long nails

Pass.

[–]LordoftheFlies 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Did you even notice the gun?

[–]Questionable 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Seemed slightly without context, and forced. But that's how I feel about all selfies. So, inconsequential.

[–]Drewski 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

I can fix her!

[–]BanditMcFuklebuck 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

she's got a glock 42 in .380 acp!

[–]Bitch-Im-a-cow 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

And a whole box of ammo at her feet. This comes standard with US homes, doesn't it?

[–]iamonlyoneman 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

fat

pass

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    [–]bife_de_lomo 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    Stupid bot

    [–]NastyWetSmear 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    Ohh, that's a shame... For single men, I mean.

    [–]Bitch-Im-a-cow 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    What's your point?

    Aren't most women in the US packing heat?

    [–]Canbot 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

    Better trigger discipline than most girls.

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      [–]Musky[S] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

      Pedophile Edward.