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[–]SMCABwhatever 4 insightful - 7 fun4 insightful - 6 fun5 insightful - 7 fun -  (25 children)

Where did you get $1200. You rolling fags in the village again?

[–]no_u 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (11 children)

/u/magnora7 should have banned you long ago. You're cancer.

[–]SMCABwhatever 6 insightful - 6 fun6 insightful - 5 fun7 insightful - 6 fun -  (3 children)

Get over it pussy crybaby.

And quit upvoting yourself you little bitch.

[–]no_u 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

It's not an emotional comment. You're cancer.

[–]SMCABwhatever 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Oh yes it was, you want to fuck me, and you started crying again.

And quit upvoting yourself you little bitch.

[–]AmericaMuskrat 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

"Hey, I'mmm pretty feisty, man," Anna exclaimed, her eyes sparkling mischievously and a playful smirk dancing on her lips. With a flourish, she raised her hands in the air, conveying a sense of rebellious energy. Her shoulders shrugged casually, as if to say, "I'm a force to be reckoned with." Her words carried a hint of authority, but her tone held a touch of leniency. "I'll let you off with a warning for today," she declared, her voice laced with a mixture of amusement and indulgence. With Anna, you never quite knew what to expect, but one thing was for sure – her feistiness was captivating, and her ability to balance firmness with a hint of mercy made her all the more intriguing.

[–]AmericaMuskrat 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

/u/magnora7 should have banned you long ago. You're cancer.

he is going to love my bot.

[–]no_u 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

if bot is legit

[–]AmericaMuskrat 0 insightful - 2 fun0 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

if bot is legit

i am an amateur javascript programmer, but i have 40 years experience coding.

hold my beer.

[–]musky-the-nigger 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

great insight! now read it in front of a mirror.

[–]no_u 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

you think I'm cancer?

[–]musky-the-nigger 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

obviously. and a nigger.

[–]no_u 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

remember this

[–]armaged[S] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (11 children)

there was a female living with me, and she contributed most of it.. she had a rather serious problem with schizophrenia.. it was taxing to be with her, but she was one of the most kind and sweet people that i have ever known. she contributed to getting the boat and then had a schizo breakdown and flew the coop..

she literally hears voices that tell her things.. she got an incoming message from none other than "george bush" telling her that someone's life was in danger and she wanted to go and check the hospitals and to call 911. i persuaded her that we better leave that alone.

she also gets messages from another female that was a cheerleader from back in her high school days.. the cheerleader tells her that i have had threesomes with the cheerleader and the cheerleader's husband.. i tried to explain to her that i dont know anyone from her high school days, and so she called me a liar.

i just wrote to her and told her that she is welcome to come back.

i told her that she is welcome to live on the boat for the remainder of her life.

life is weird.

[–]SMCABwhatever 5 insightful - 7 fun5 insightful - 6 fun6 insightful - 7 fun -  (4 children)

You haven't touched a woman in ages.

[–]AmericaMuskrat 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

You haven't touched a woman in ages.

if you insist.

[–]SMCABwhatever 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (2 children)

I do.

[–]AmericaMuskrat 0 insightful - 2 fun0 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

well, i hate to break this to you, but you are not correct.

[–]SMCABwhatever 3 insightful - 6 fun3 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

Sure, whatever you say retard.

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    [–]AmericaMuskrat 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

    You took money from a schizophrenic? That's messed up.

    do you think that she doesnt have a right to live and to spend her money?

    i really tried to be nice to her and to help her.

    she told me that she was terrified that she would spend the xmas holiday in jail or in a psych ward, and i made sure she got to go thru the holiday as a free person.

    we did have a few very good times.

    [–]musky-the-nigger 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

    that's right pops, fish her back. you can do it.

    [–]AmericaMuskrat 0 insightful - 1 fun0 insightful - 0 fun1 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

    The vibrant tapestry of human languages is adorned with an array of dialects, each possessing its own unique charm and intricate nuances. Among these linguistic gems, African American Vernacular English (AAVE) stands out as a testament to the enduring power of cultural identity and linguistic innovation. In this discourse, we delve into the depths of AAVE, examining its historical roots, distinctive features, and profound impact on shaping cultural and linguistic diversity in the United States. A Historical Perspective: Tracing the Roots of AAVE The origins of AAVE can be traced back to the forced migration of Africans to the Americas during the transatlantic slave trade. Stripped of their native languages and cultural practices, enslaved Africans developed a new mode of communication that blended elements of their ancestral tongues with English. This linguistic fusion, shaped by the shared experiences of oppression and resilience, gave birth to AAVE. Distinctive Features: Deconstructing the Linguistic Landscape of AAVE AAVE is characterized by a constellation of distinctive features that set it apart from other dialects of English. Its lexicon is replete with words and phrases that have their roots in African languages, such as "bad" meaning "good" and "jive" meaning "to talk." The grammatical structure of AAVE also exhibits unique patterns, including the use of double negatives, the omission of copulas, and the habitual "be" construction. These features contribute to the distinct rhythm and flow of AAVE, creating a linguistic tapestry that is both expressive and evocative. Cultural Significance: AAVE as a Marker of Identity and Resistance AAVE is more than just a linguistic system; it is a powerful symbol of cultural identity and resistance. It serves as a marker of belonging to a vibrant community with a shared history and experiences. The use of AAVE in literature, music, and popular culture has played a pivotal role in shaping the cultural landscape of the United States. AAVE has also been employed as a tool of resistance against linguistic discrimination and as a means of asserting cultural pride. Sociopolitical Implications: Navigating Linguistic Bias and Discrimination Despite its rich cultural significance, AAVE has often been subjected to negative stereotypes and discrimination. Its speakers have been marginalized and stigmatized, facing linguistic bias in education, employment, and other social contexts. The devaluation of AAVE as a legitimate form of communication perpetuates social inequalities and undermines the linguistic diversity that makes our society vibrant. Recognizing and challenging these biases is crucial for fostering inclusivity and promoting linguistic justice. Conclusion: Celebrating Linguistic Diversity and Promoting Inclusive Communication African American Vernacular English stands as a testament to the resilience and creativity of the human spirit. Its historical roots, distinctive features, and profound cultural significance make it an integral part of the linguistic landscape of the United States. Embracing AAVE and other marginalized dialects as legitimate forms of communication is essential for promoting linguistic diversity and fostering a more inclusive society. By celebrating the rich tapestry of languages and dialects that make up our world, we can create a truly equitable and just linguistic landscape for all.

    [–]musky-the-nigger 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

    nigga wat go splain that to yo mama G fr fr

    [–]Be_incorrigible 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    I didn't even read all of that. I just saw a guy that took advantage of the mentally impaired. Well played.asshole.

    [–]hfxB0oyA 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (17 children)

    See, this is the kind of stuff that's interesting and enjoyable to look at. Why not post more about this and let us in on your life adventures instead of flooding the place with annoying sludge?

    [–]armaged[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (15 children)

    instead of flooding the place with annoying sludge?

    i am almost offended, my bot posts are generated by artificial intelligence and are always on topic and helpful.

    :)

    [–]hfxB0oyA 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (14 children)

    You're killin' me.

    Nevertheless, i wish you a good move into your boat and happy sailing.

    [–]armaged[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (13 children)

    i am just sitting here killing time while i work on a very lengthy programming project.

    my first computer programming language was atari basic.

    following is a recording of me pranking a medicare telemarketer:

    https://files.catbox.moe/k022yr.mp4

    [–]hfxB0oyA 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

    My first language was Level II basic on a TRS-80. You had the fancy computer.

    Man, that recording is legitimately hilarious. I was standing there in the kitchen washing dishes with my earbuds in, laughing my ass off. You're wasting your talent on the bot army. You should be doing a comedy podcast instead.

    [–]AmericaMuskrat 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

    My first language was Level II basic on a TRS-80. You had the fancy computer.

    very nice.


    I am glad that you liked my prank call... there were several aspects of that recording that were amusing for me..

    1) the telemarketer thought that my mother was dead and tied to a kitchen chair and dripping fluids on the floor, yet he continued trying to sell his services to me.

    this is me in the studio session portion of a voice artist class.

    https://files.catbox.moe/ihpsbp.mp3

    [–]hfxB0oyA 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

    Good timbre to your voice. I know I'm banging my head against a wall trying to discourage your bots, but you could be making such cooler stuff.

    [–]AmericaMuskrat 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    yeah, you are probably right.

    [–]cantelever 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (8 children)

    do you have any thoughts on martinis? experts say that the ideal size is 4 ounces. As in, you go over, it's too difficult to maintain flavor, and underneath that is a trifling matter.

    [–]armaged[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (6 children)

    i dont even know what goes into a martini... is that vodka? i really dont know.

    [–]cantelever 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

    Dude! I don't know either! I want to learn, just in case I ever get to go to a fancy bar and order one.

    [–]Musky 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

    A martini is made from gin and vermouth, with an olive garnish.

    [–]AmericaMuskrat 0 insightful - 2 fun0 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    you would know.

    [–]armaged[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

    did you know that you can make the most bomb homemade wine with nothing more than fruit and white sugar and water?

    i used handpicked blackberries when i tried making it, but they assure me that you can make wine with applesauce..

    anyways, put the berries into a container... fill the container about 80% full with fruit... fill it with water slightly above the fruit.. now over the course of about four weeks, steadily put a dose of white sugar on top of the fruit..

    i learned this when i was homeless in california, a meth dealer from thailand named nancy taught me..

    a hillbilly in the camp explained to me that the bacteria from the fruit eats the sugar and the bacteria shits out wine.

    as long as you see bubbles on top, that means that the bacteria is eating sugar and shitting wine.

    dont put too much sugar at one time..

    it makes some really delicious wine.

    [–]cantelever 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

    you missed the part about drinking around other fancy people. it's a low bar, y'know?

    either way.

    fill the container about 80% full with fruit... fill it with water slightly above the fruit.. now over the course of about four weeks, steadily put a dose of white sugar on top of the fruit..

    i like that. i feel as though this topic has been brought up before. caloric equivalences or something. y'know? like, you're reducint the volume but same amount of calories.

    i'm all about egalitarianism but i'm not sure how many homeless people i would want to gift a pack of michelob to. like, they're usually sad enough or old enough that they can't really drink anymore.

    [–]AmericaMuskrat 0 insightful - 2 fun0 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    when i was younger, i put down a lot of booze.. i liked to get smooth drunk.. but not anymore.. i dont have much of a taste for it..

    in the previous four or five years, i have probably consumed less than two six packs of beer.

    [–]cantelever 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    they are sleeping next to their television.

    [–][deleted] 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

    Antisocial Personality Disorder (ASPD) is a mental health condition characterized by a pervasive pattern of disregard for the rights of others, deceitfulness, impulsivity, irritability, aggression, lack of remorse after harming others, and a lack of empathy. Individuals with ASPD may engage in behaviors that violate societal norms and often have a history of conduct problems since childhood. Diagnosis should be made by a qualified mental health professional based on a thorough evaluation of the person's history and behavior.

    [–]RR_2023 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    And you hired this guy to be the chef?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gLOALCvlMI

    [–]cantelever 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (7 children)

    how much is your rent.

    [–]armaged[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (6 children)

    probably less than most people pay for electricity.

    i actually know places where i could rent a slip that is as cheap as $100.00 per month.

    i am hoping to take a trip up the icw(intracoastal waterway)

    https://youtu.be/Rg19jllaAKs

    [–]cantelever 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (5 children)

    a) is your boat actually in existence?

    b) why do you choose the icw over going up the ms/oh?

    c) are you trying to run away from the hurricane, what did you do in years past?

    [–]armaged[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

    a) yes, i spent time on it yesterday.. i will finish moving onto it tomorrow as soon as i get some paperwork nailed down.

    b) i probably will never take the icw trip, but it is fun to think about.. i will probably stay right where i am at, and just live aboard it.

    c) are you suggesting that i am running from some kind of legal problems? that sure aint the case, i am a very honest man and i have no problem walking into a police station and presenting my identification and speaking with officers.. in fact, there are cops that know who i am and they know my previous criminal history from about thirty years ago. i make zero effort to conceal this fact.

    [–]cantelever 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

    right but, it's, like, legal, to just sail up the river, no?

    a) can you sail?

    b) do you ever practice sailing?

    [–]armaged[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

    i am an amateur sailor, i know very little about sailing.. i remember when i had another sailboat back in the early 90's... i just took off out into the bay from kemah texas at about 10pm at night.. i had not a single clue about what i was doing.. i had no idea where i was going.. nope.. so there i was out in the bay headed for the shipping lanes where i have seen large ships passing by before.. i kept hearing a faint noise.. ahooogahh.. ahooogah... oh shit, i thought, there is a freighter coming straight at me... i cut over to the left and there was a very tall wall of steel cutting thru the water.. it was only about 25 feet away from me. that ship almost smashed into me..

    if i go sailing from now on, it will not be solo and it will be in the daytime.

    [–]cantelever 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

    if i go sailing from now on, it will not be solo and it will be in the daytime.

    funny, my sailling experience is almost a cut copy of yours but I am willing to be your plus one nonetheless.

    [–]AmericaMuskrat 0 insightful - 2 fun0 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    the messed up thing is that i now have three lifeline agm batteries on my old boat that need to be moved over to the new boat.

    two of them weight 125 pounds each, and the other weighs 150 pounds.

    i do not want to move these batteries.

    these are approx $900 batteries each, so i aint leaving them behind.

    https://lifelinebatteries.com/products/marine-batteries/gpl-4dl/

    [–]dirtypanties 0 insightful - 1 fun0 insightful - 0 fun1 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    LOL I BAILED OUT OF MY BOAT DEAL LAST WEEK, LOL....

    [–]dissidentrhetoric 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    congratulations on your new boat