This is the strongest female protagonist… Ever!

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[–]binaryblob 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (5 children)

There is absolutely nothing funny about either of those two "jokes".

Why do you post such garbage?

[–]TheBlackSun 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

The masturbation joke made me laugh. Does make me a faggoty fag fag?

[–]Musky 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Yeah, but I laughed too. Wanna blow me?

[–]TheBlackSun 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I’ll blow you up like a balloon.

[–]binaryblob 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

It just means you have an underdeveloped sense of humor. If you are 14 this might be funny. It also says something about the actress. It implies that people historically laughed at her stupid jokes. Now, why would that be?

[–]no_u 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

She's adorable.

I don't see anything about her as a "protagonist" here.

[–]Musky 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

She's Ripley.

[–]no_u 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Sure, an ALIEN should worry, but this post is bonkers.

(That movie has aged incredibly well; Ridley Scott's masterpiece, with the best desingers, editors, writers, cast, crew &c.)

[–]jet199Instigatrix 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

The Lost Flowers of Alice Hart is an alright watch

[–]Tom_BombadilBombadildo[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Aliens

[–]no_u 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Thanks for the info.

I'll possibly watch it. Trailer seems interesting.

[–]Airbus320 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Looks cunty

[–]weavilsatemyface 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

You're just envious because with an attitude like that, you'll never, ever touch one.

[–]weavilsatemyface 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

That's hilarious, thank you!

Ignore u/binaryblob, he's just a humourless jerk.

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    [–]Tom_BombadilBombadildo[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

    Tough call.