Sadly, young gals with any force of will remaining ( so not "your" Thai-manwife or whatever you call this kind of absurdity, if you do so), or any self-worth for what it's worth in human females - so far - don't usually prefer obese white guys above 70 years of age. Or you got an aneurysm. Maybe then, your delusions actually could touch this version of reality somehow (more like "any" but seemingly this is grammatically undesirable).

But even then: You still didn't realize what your actual asset is. Which I believe to be kind of sad.