I want dark haired and pale skin goth girlfriend....

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[–]hfxB0oyA 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

The real win is in the comments.

[–]iamonlyoneman 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

unironic thanks for mentioning this LOL

[–]Tom_BombadilBombadildo[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

https://img-comment-fun.9cache.com/media/ae6QMGB/apznqPgV_700w_0.jpg

[–]Tom_BombadilBombadildo[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

5th century goth girlfriend

[–]ZekeTheAnt 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Sadly, young gals with any force of will remaining ( so not "your" Thai-manwife or whatever you call this kind of absurdity, if you do so), or any self-worth for what it's worth in human females - so far - don't usually prefer obese white guys above 70 years of age. Or you got an aneurysm. Maybe then, your delusions actually could touch this version of reality somehow (more like "any" but seemingly this is grammatically undesirable).

But even then: You still didn't realize what your actual asset is. Which I believe to be kind of sad.

[–]ID10T 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

Do you fucking work for 9gag? Jesus dude you post like twenty 9gag memes a day.

[–]Zapped 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I don't always view them, but they are usually pretty funny. I think anyone who posts funny or educational things here is a postive influence on the site.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Yeah, 20 is clearly not enough. I reckon we could handle 30 a day.

[–]LarrySwinger2 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

He's the meme master.

[–]Tom_BombadilBombadildo[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Are you not... entertained?

[–]Jiminy 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

You'll never get one

[–]Tom_BombadilBombadildo[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I won't. An attempt was never made.

The goth kids have an insular subculture, and didn't come to our parties, etc.

It's all good. I have few regrets.