Can pooping the wrong way give you CANCER?

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[–]hfxB0oyA 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

It's true! I poop on a piece of plutonium every day and i have stage 4 anal cancer.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Phew, thank goodness I use Uranium instead!

[–]IkeConn 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

I used to be able to shoot cum 6 feet. Now I can shoot shit 6 feet.

[–]Musky 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

s/thingswedidntneedtoknow

[–]IkeConn 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

s/nowyouknow

[–]Megatron95 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

I scoop it out with a wooden spoon. Am i doing it right?

[–]IkeConn 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

If you want splinters in your anus.

[–]Megatron95 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

It's my spoon for chilies and spaghetti sauce. It's gotten nice and smooth over the years.

[–]reverse-alchemy 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Then drizzle with olive oil and garnish with a sprig of rosemary.

[–]WoodyWoodPeckerHah he he he hah! 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

YES! /s

[–]reverse-alchemy 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Poop down not up!