Makeup should be banned

submitted by alexstein from self.whatever

It causes pussy hyperinflation and ruined the world.

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[–]Karce33 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

That and padded bras. False advertising.

But check out how these 2-5 looking girls put on makeup to transform themselves into 5-8s

https://www.boredpanda.com/girls-with-without-makeup-quora/

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (2 children)

All boobs matter ✊ let the average tit be shown it's it's natural form.

[–]Karce33 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Free the nipple

[–]Airbus320 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Silicons are not natural

[–]TheMaharishi 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

You can take a straight one and 10 seconds of automated filters later. She will look like something you would cut off a finger for a night with. Imagine when personal holographic projectors become a thing. Women will look amazing until you touch them and throw up. It will be hard for them to hide the size they occupy though.

[–]CheeseWizard 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Okay, hear me out... make pussies uglier. Convince women a new trend is sexy, which actually ruins their genital aesthetics, and push away men, in favor of women that doesn't follow the trend, which will devalue the pussy, causing pussy hyperdeflation.

[–]jet199Instigatrix 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Yeah because men turning down sex with a naked woman because he doesn't like the look of her flange is really a thing.

[–]SMCABwhatever 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

This guy gets it. One tik tok video and the cackling hens will start pouring everclear on their slits and hitting them with a hammer.