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No woman
submitted 7 months ago by Tom_BombadilBombadildo from 9gag.com
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[–]QuantumLegion 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun - 7 months ago (3 children)
Theres a bunch of these online with different criteria but here goes, just for fun:
$40 or $500 in the bank Yes to both
stable mental health yes. I was told by 2 psychiatrists I was the mentally healthiest person they'd ever interviewed (evaluated once to get Chantix and once mandatory for all after deployment)
Can parallell park/drive a stick shift I do both, daily
has a (stable) father figure I have 2 of them
A job/linked in account Yes to both
Extras: *No Only Fans account Never
*Cooking skills I cook like a boss, esp soul food. You want the best gravy on the planet (and a heart attack) I got you -lol-
*Know what they want to eat Yep, always. Yes, bring me my own fries, every time. Large
*Can be ready on time OK, for work but not for anything else. Now I'm out
[–]Tom_BombadilBombadildo[S] 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun - 7 months ago (1 child)
One last detail....
I need a notarized affidavit from your kindergarten teacher certifying you're a woman. ;-)
[–]QuantumLegion 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun - 7 months ago (0 children)
And a birth certificate (lol)
[–]jet199Instigatrix 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - 7 months ago (0 children)
If anything, having one means you are more likely to have the others, not less.
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[–]QuantumLegion 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun - (3 children)
[–]Tom_BombadilBombadildo[S] 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun - (1 child)
[–]QuantumLegion 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun - (0 children)
[–]jet199Instigatrix 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - (0 children)