No woman

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[–]QuantumLegion 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

Theres a bunch of these online with different criteria but here goes, just for fun:

  1. $40 or $500 in the bank Yes to both

  2. stable mental health yes. I was told by 2 psychiatrists I was the mentally healthiest person they'd ever interviewed (evaluated once to get Chantix and once mandatory for all after deployment)

  3. Can parallell park/drive a stick shift I do both, daily

  4. has a (stable) father figure I have 2 of them

  5. A job/linked in account Yes to both

Extras: *No Only Fans account Never

*Cooking skills I cook like a boss, esp soul food. You want the best gravy on the planet (and a heart attack) I got you -lol-

*Know what they want to eat Yep, always. Yes, bring me my own fries, every time. Large

*Can be ready on time OK, for work but not for anything else. Now I'm out

[–]Tom_BombadilBombadildo[S] 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

One last detail....

I need a notarized affidavit from your kindergarten teacher certifying you're a woman. ;-)

[–]QuantumLegion 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

And a birth certificate (lol)

[–]jet199Instigatrix 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

If anything, having one means you are more likely to have the others, not less.