I hate that tall people and attractive people automatically get to live life on easy mode.

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[–]jet199Instigatrix 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

The try-hard nouveau riche like their women tall so she's easier to show off and you can kit her out with flash gear and show that off as well.

[–]NastyWetSmear 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

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