The results have been tallied for the 2024 presidential election

submitted by transbob from self.whatever

Biden: 57.2 billion votes

Trump: 25 votes

Well it was a close race.

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[–]passionflounderPaper tiger 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

That's a relief! Paper ballots murder innocent trees and cause global temperatures to rise. Clearly the votes were electronic for so many votes to be available for such a swift and accurate count. I sure am happy that they've been able to reduce the carbon footprint of traditional election theft.

[–]makesyoudownvote 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

I'm also glad that 57.2 Billion people clearly included so many marginalized PoCs, LGBTQIA2S+, women, and other marginalized groups. Nearly 50% of the 331.9 million people don't normally get to vote due to voter suppression. By allowing that 50% to vote you get 57.2 billion exactly...

No need to do the math yourself, it was done already for you by scientists™.

Trust the science!

Seriously trust the science, if you don't you are a dangerous alt-right terrorist and you will be punished

[–]twolanterns 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

unrealistic - the soviets did it better with 99%+ votes for their tyrants