I have ran out of groceries completely at home what should I do?

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[–]transbob[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Well cannibalism is legal in these parts now but I only eat the ribs and I throw the rest to the pigs.

Sometimes Mama makes soup out of the eyeballs.

That's some pretty good stuff.

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Eyeballs are full of nutrients, good for mama. I don't blame you for sticking to ribs, they're the best bit. I visited Ribs of Vienna during my stay last year in Austria, they offer a half dozen selection of different flavoured flame grilled racks of ribs. Well worth it, highly respectable establishment.

[–]transbob[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

If you'd like to stop over for dinner, there are a couple of rules..

I would prefer if you would fast for 12 days first and please shower thoroughly before you arrive.

You can bring your own butcher knives if you like.