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[–]NastyWetSmear 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (19 children)

You can't call people what they are to their face?... Is that why nobody ever says I'm handsome, charming and sexy? :)

[–]Tom_BombadilBombadildo[S] 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (18 children)

I say you're handsome and sexy.

Not sure about the charming part.

I don't know if you look charming.

[–]transbob 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (17 children)

Many ladies say that I'm handsome and charming and my balls are bigger than chicken eggs.

[–]Tom_BombadilBombadildo[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (16 children)

Women get weirded out when they notice I have 5 functional testes.

[–]NastyWetSmear 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Yes, they do get terrified by your potency... But here's the kicker, it's insidious! They'll never stop wondering...

[–]Tom_BombadilBombadildo[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

They can't play with them cause testicular torsion. It's a thing.

[–]NastyWetSmear 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Torsion or having 5 balls? Cos I know you can get one of those by twisting your sack.

[–]transbob 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (12 children)

Are testes those things that ladies have that hang underneath their boy clitties?

Cuz that's pretty impressive if you have five of those.

http://old.reddit.com/r/TransGoneWild

[–]Tom_BombadilBombadildo[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (11 children)

I don't know anything about the trendy new fetish crap. I'd rather not know what cannot be unseen.

I have a full pouch.

[–]transbob 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (10 children)

Obviously you are a bigot and a racist.

I'm going to need you to leave the country sir.

Go somewhere where you're kind are welcome.

orangeman 2420

[–]Tom_BombadilBombadildo[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (9 children)

I'm going to need you to leave the country sir.

Nope. Actually it's the opposite of that.

I upgraded my political status on the USA. I'm a national but not a US citizen. The IRS has labeled people like me "non-resident aliens", because if they called it a national then people would figure out the scam

As a non resident alien" (aka national who isn't a citizen) I don't owe income taxes (except for two small constitutional sections).

Here's the federal IRS tax code jurisdictional statement (aka who/how the law applies to individuals).

https://www.law.cornell.edu/cfr/text/26/1.1-1

Section 1 of the Code imposes an income tax on the income of every individual who is a citizen or resident of the United States and, to the extent provided by section 871(b) or 877(b), on the income of a nonresident alien individual.

Only IRS code of federal regulations sections 871b and 877b apply to me, and they're taxation on expatriation (renouncing nationality which I'll never ever do) and income from federally charted corporations (railroads, etc.).

It's easy to do. If you're interested.

Reclaim your God given Rights.

[–]transbob 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (8 children)

Before I got kicked out of school I read two books.

One was about cowboys and the other was about triangles.

You can ask me anything about triangles and I probably know everything about it.

[–]Tom_BombadilBombadildo[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (7 children)

Did you know you're already a citizen and a national? Both.

https://travel.state.gov/content/travel/en/legal/travel-legal-considerations/us-citizenship/Certificates-Non-Citizen-Nationality.html

See the second paragraph on the US State Dept web page:

As defined by the INA, all U.S. citizens are U.S. nationals but only a relatively small number of persons acquire U.S. nationality without becoming U.S. citizens. Section 101(a)(21) of the INA defines the term “national” as “a person owing permanent allegiance to a state.” Section 101(a)(22) of the INA provides that the term “national of the United States” includes all U.S. citizens as well as persons who, though not citizens of the United States, owe permanent allegiance to the United States (non-citizen nationals).

There's a third category that they omit from this description. An American who is a national, but not a citizen. Their allegiance isn't to the US federal govt in DC, but to the higher govt the constitutional USA.

Nationals have constitutional rights, while citizens have civil rights.