Hard hitting journalism from CNN

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[–]GraviAss We Can 6 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 4 fun7 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Schizonouns.

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    [–]outside 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

    And if you aren't bothered by the dumb progressive crap and still want to be polite, you can just say they, and nobody cares.

    [–]catfishrising 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

    How to use that shit:

    Crazy person: "Hi, my pronouns are..."

    Me: shakes head with a sigh and an annoyed expression, then turns and walks away, refusing any further contact.

    [–]g0ldfish 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (5 children)

    It's obviously not meant to be journalism. It's merely a cut-and-paste of neopronouns into a guide. Nothing more. But if you'd like to attack journalists and CNN because you read this kind of dictionary entry, Saidit might be the place for you, as we can see here in the brain dead comments.

    [–]Musky[S] 7 insightful - 5 fun7 insightful - 4 fun8 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

    If xe say so, xir.

    [–]monkeymagic 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

    this is the best comment on this miserable thread 🪡 and don’t let anyone ever tell ya different

    [–]YouCouldaHadaG6 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    a million monkeys typing random shizit for a million years pooped out your exact comment, and it was deplorable magic.

    [–]YouCouldaHadaG6 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

    Wow, just wow! You ableist trash!
    Why do you project your hate onto those assembled here who are not neurotypical?
    A breathing or feeding tube and dabbing at saliva in your mind makes them unfit to be commenting?
    What's next, Hitler, should they just die so you can feel better about yourself? Sheesh, you people who deal in hate make me puke.

    [–]g0ldfish 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    What? Can anyone translate?

    [–]bucetao6969 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

    How to use neopronouns:

    "Sorry I'm allphobic" (dislike of or strong prejudice against all people)

    [–]adultmanhwa 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

    this is basically inclusive

    [–]passionflounderPaper tiger 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    Hard hitting urinalism by CNN... pissing out their ass.

    [–]MarkJefferson 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    Are they 'hearing' themselves?

    [–]Tom_BombadilBombadildo 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

    Ze viper is here to vash ze vindows...

    [–]Musky[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    Ha, I loved that story. Think I read in it some Scholastic book fair book of scary stories. The woman who always wore the red ribbon around her neck was good too.

    [–]JoeyJoeJoe 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

    I don't know much about the Spanish Inquisition, but wasn't there some bullshit about debates as to how many angels could fit on the head of a pin? This kind of vapid & pointless distraction goes on while the world is plundered from beneath us.

    [–]Musky[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    Bread and circuses v2.

    [–]monkeymagic 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

    they should do a piece on how to be a useful reactionary idiot fuck retard

    [–]YouCouldaHadaG6 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    monkeys doin magix do be like dat.

    [–]hfxB0oyA 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    I guess the Vice journalists must be cheaper than chat GPT by this point.

    [–]IkeConn 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    You instinctively know that a bunch of queers made this shit up.

    [–]twolanterns 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    hitting the booze/pill bottle ...