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[–]Vulptex[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (8 children)

Stop what?

[–]NastyWetSmear 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (7 children)

Whatever you call what you've started and shown us here. It's never to late to give up!

[–]Vulptex[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (6 children)

Why? What's wrong with it? It's supposed to be me.

[–]NastyWetSmear 1 insightful - 4 fun1 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 4 fun -  (5 children)

Stop, please, I'm begging you! There are people who love you. Real people! Not dog people. Not even dogs... Though, dogs do love you, probably unconditionally and instantly... But you can still be healthy! I believe in you!!

If it's not totally obvious, I'm just fucking with you, mate.

[–]LarrySwinger2 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

If it's not totally obvious, I'm just fucking with you, mate.

He can't comprehend irony.

[–]NastyWetSmear 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

I thought maybe he was just out-irony-ing me.

[–]LarrySwinger2 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

I think you don't understand irony. On a related note: my friend told me the same thing once, which is ironic, since we were at a bus stop at the time.

[–]NastyWetSmear 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I heard Bender sing the definition once! I'm basically a master!

[–]Vulptex[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

She's not a dog, she's a vulptex. And she's me, not someone I'm trying to be loved by.