Kids find forbidden book

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[–][deleted] 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (4 children)

yes there is, they are called kikes

[–]dicknipplessneako's agent 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

You know you're required to read to Jewish kids the Hebrew Bible, on which the Old Testament is based. You must LOVE that.

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It turns out that most jews are filthy atheists, so there will be no Torah reading.

[–]dicknipplessneako's agent 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

But kids won't know if they are religious until they've had opportunities to read a bible or have been to temple or church.

If you want to know in advance, do this test:

Arrange a room so that the kid is at one end and at the other end there are three boxes. On each box put a Bible, a quarter, and a shot of whisky.

Ask the kid to walk up and take whichever item he or she likes. If the kid takes the bible, you have to provide bible readings, or Hebrew bible readings. If the kid takes the quarter, he or she will become a business person. If he or she drinks the whisky, they'll be drunken losers. If a kid grabs the bible, quarter and drinks the whisky, he or she will be a Catholic priest.

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Pat yourself on the back, I think that might actually be a good idea