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[–]Alienhunter[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Isn't Cartman retarded though? He thought his fat ass could win against a retarded kid. You ever fought a retarded kid? They're strong as fuck.

No Carman is definitely special Olympics material.

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I agree

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I think Sean Penn won an award for pretending to be a retard didnt he?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Am_Sam

[–]Alienhunter[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Is acting pretending to be something you are not? Or is pretending to be a good actor in itself acting?

It is possible that, all actors aren't actually actors, but are simply pretending to be actors. In such a situation then, it is safe to say that, there is no distinction between a real and fake actor, as both are actors, and since pretending to be something which you are not is clearly retarded, we can use the distributive function of mathematics to determine that, all actors are retards.

Therefore I postulate that since we've already established that non-actors are indeed actors themselves, and that all actors are retards, all non-actors are retards as well. And since it's reasonable to assume one either is an actor, or is not, in either case we must also assume one is retarded as well.

Clearly this is logical proof then, that OP is definitely retarded.

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[–]1Icemonkey 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Obama got a Nobel for just this kind of thing.

[–]Fiyanggu 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I'd say that outraged woke SJWs are retarded and don't realize how retarded they appear to the rest of the world.

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Not only is it possible, but if you’re powerful and corrupt it’s optimal to pretend to be retarded. And sometimes if you do evil things, people will pretend you are retarded, and hence stupid and not evil.

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