The Twitter buyout hoax

submitted by johnwayney from self.whatever

Have you ever gone to a car dealership and you know walking in that you are just gonna talk shit and ask impossible questions and you know you are just window shopping and ain't gonna buy any cars, lol?

I kinda feel like that is what mr musk did.. don't you think he knew a long time ago that Twitter is literally a smoke and mirrors bullshit bot farm?

I think he is experienced enough making business acquisitions that he was secretly aware that Twitter is bullshit and bots.

So he approached Twitter and allowed them to carelessly represent that they only have a small percentage of bots accounts, knowing that he would later spring on them the magic question... And he would ask this question probably like two minutes before the deal was ready to finalize..

At the last minute, Mr musk just casually asked "so how many bots does Twitter have again" and twitter fucked up and put their foot in their mouth and claimed it was some low number like 5%..

And that is when Mr musk casually asks them for proof that that 5% number is accurate (which they can't do)..

And he never meant to buy the company at all, he was punking Twitter from square one.

I am betting those freaktards at Twitter were throwing private champagne parties for days, expecting that they were about to pocket a $44,000,000,000.00 cash grab in exchange for a truly piece of shit website that is worth next to nothing.

I am sure mr musk absolutely loved punking those bitches.

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[–]Airbus320 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I'll let you in on a secret: the object of the game is to trigger snowflakes like you with content I know doesn't break any rules, thats why the news stories are so perfect. I score a point every time one of you gets upset about something stupid. Posting content that is against the rules would ruin all of the fun of watching numbnuts like you squawk like a chicken over the news. It gives me a raging hard on to manipulate you like a muppet

[–]RandumbZer0 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Good thing what you 'feel' about anything doesn't mean 💩 in the real world & most people (rich or not) don't waste life playing useless games wasting anyone's time.

Clearly, you've identified yourself & the type of 'person' you are for the rest of us tho..?

[–]Canbot 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

How many times has this beem posted here? I responded to this already. It's starting to look like leftist shills are pushing this, probably as propaganda to lead people away from the fact that twitter is a deep state propaganda asset and they wont let musk buy it.