/u/usehername tells me that she has alerted the feds and that they are onto me.

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Why are you so obsessed with me, u/usehername, u/magnora7, u/HongKongPhooey, u/jet199, and u/GeorgeCarlin?

Because you're actually lizard people, and saidit is a front run by you to get those aware of your existence to reveal their knowledge, thus marking them future elimination prior to your tag-team conquest of Earth alongside the Zionist World Government?

Or because he's bored, has absolutely nothing better to do with his time, and is afraid he'll burst in flames if he goes outside and is touched by the light of the daystar?