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[–]Alienhunter 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Jonah was a prophet. He didn't wanna go. Got made him go anyway. The people listened to him. He was pissed that he was denied a fireworks show from god, then spent his time lamenting over a plant that had died.

Moses was a prophet. Committed assault on a rock and god cursed him for it.

Elisha was a prophet. He was also bald. Children made fun of him, then she-bears came out of the forest and ate them.