The Bible made me super high IQ!

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[–]IkeConn 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

It made my sister in law a fucking prophet. Now she knows it all.

[–]Alienhunter 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Jonah was a prophet. He didn't wanna go. Got made him go anyway. The people listened to him. He was pissed that he was denied a fireworks show from god, then spent his time lamenting over a plant that had died.

Moses was a prophet. Committed assault on a rock and god cursed him for it.

Elisha was a prophet. He was also bald. Children made fun of him, then she-bears came out of the forest and ate them.

[–]Newzok 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

2/10 made me reply. Have a cock. 3==>

[–]Godbot[S] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

A Godless cock, read more of the Bubble and deny the anti-science atheists!

[–]JasonCarswellMental Orgy 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

L O L

[–]chickenz 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Brother Carlos casting out demons.

https://youtu.be/PF6RrWD4nbs

[–]jet199Instigatrix 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Was it eating all those fishes?

[–]sneako 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Giving your kid fish will make them smarter