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[–]IkeConn 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

I fart when I have to fart. If you are sitting or standing next to me you can move if you want.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

I would fart on you.

[–]IkeConn 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Fair enough. I would do the same. Especially on a bus, train, or a plane. Confined spaces are fun to fart in.

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😂