Yummy cow penis with carrots

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The Ace Hardware in my home town used to sell walking canes made from a bull's penis.

https://duckduckgo.com/?q=bull+penis+cane+images&t=brave&iax=images&ia=images

You may have bragging rights if this was used for self defense.

Or fashion a handle and scabbard from one, and make a sword cane.
Something about a bull's third horn.

Edit: I have a tale that I won't share. It concerns foolish cane-related word selection, and alarming search results.