'I used to be lesbian until I fell for man 30 years older – our sex is amazing'

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[–]johndoyle 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Every day I'm convinced the world that we live in is a simulation when I read headlines like this. I still can't believe we used to be fucking apes and now niggas be writing bullshit like this. I just want to wake up and return to monke the modern world is too bizarre. Any of you guys feel that way?

Also lesbians don't exist they're just becky's that can't get chad's attention.

[–]Vulptex 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

It's definitely a simulation.