Every iq point over 100 increases your chance of being a virgin

submitted by yabbit from self.whatever

I'm fucked

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Elon sure seems like he is banging a lot of hoes

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9 kids, is it?

[–]brimshae 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Don't have the smarts nor the pussy-getting, do ya?

Shame, really.

[–]IridescentAnaconda 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

But every pound of muscle you pack on decreases that chance.

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I must have been getting dumber every day of my adult life

[–]HPFL 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Then most of you are whores, but compared to you I’m Mother Theresa.