If you are eating alone and you think you are entitled to get a table all to yourself, then go fuck yourself

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[–]Zapped 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

I always leave something. Like two quarters or a one-dollar bill. That lets them know I didn't forget and purposely left a very small amount.

[–]Alienhunter 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

If you are going to waste your money like that leave a single penny.

[–]jet199Instigatrix 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

No, that's just you being OCD.

[–]Zapped 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

No, that's me being passive-aggressive.