I am humbled.

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I'm used to being the smartest guy in the room. I guess it makes me cocky and feeds my narcissism. But being around my family... They're all brilliant, makes me seem not so shiny anymore.

Oh well. Fuck it. Muskrat Lives Matter ✊🏿

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[–]jet199Instigatrix 3 insightful - 5 fun3 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 5 fun -  (1 child)

You don't have to be good at everything. I'm sure you're still the best at somethings, like pissing standing up.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

You're right Jet, I am ahead of half the population already. Thanks for putting it in perspective.

Although they do make these funnels for women that allow you to pee standing up too, so technology can potentially nullify my tremendous advantage. Course who wants to carry a piss funnel around. A self cleaning piss funnel might change mankind though.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

cis cocks matter 🍆

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (8 children)

I'm in the mountains, internet is spotty. My phone was overheating searching for a network. Wife is sick with flu/covid, and the internet gf found someone better. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–]Anman 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (5 children)

Wife is sick with flu/covid, and the internet gf found someone better.

[–]LarrySwinger2 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

Yep, that's Musky. Welcome to this site btw.

[–]Anman 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

Seems like you are welcoming me to hot bed of degenerate internet moofs.

But at least I don't have to smell them here.

[–]Zapped 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Internet forums can be a place to (fairly) anonymously joke around without the worry of someone getting so offended that they come after you in real life. u/AmericanMuskrat is pretty smart, friendly and has opinions like everyone, and seems like a good guy and family man. He keeps the ball rolling here sometimes when needed. I suggest taking banter here with a grain of salt.

[–]Anman 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I need more than a grain of salt and I will be damned if I can't harvest any. Low salt diets are for tard jars.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

AmericanMuskrat is the one person I would expect to get pissed off an hunt me down. I wouldn't trust him as far as I can throw him.

[–]Vulptex 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Does your wife know about your internet gf?

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Of course.

[–]Vulptex 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

People act like I'm smart. If that were really true, I'd at least be capable of the things I like doing, just like perfect-me cqtz.

[–]yabbit 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

I'll settle for being the smartest person on saidit

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I guess I do always have that, thanks Yabbit. ;)