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[–]AmericanMuskratAmericanMittens 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (4 children)

You can't prove it was for me.

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No worries - he might still have few capsules stuck up there

[–]AmericanMuskratAmericanMittens 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I'm searching for a heart of gold.

[–]HiddenFox 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

A quote before things got started:

"LUBE!!! I NEED MORE LUBE!" - Smuggler

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And then, haay bhagavaan!! (Oh God!)

[–]yabbit 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

I once smuggled a midget up my bum

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    [–]aaarrgh 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

    Man, what they put in their asses these days is unbelievable.