what is the most important thing for an airplane pilot to do?

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[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (5 children)

Pre-game, the drinks on the plane are overpriced and you gotta hit that Ballmer peak.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

i was thinking about that thing where you are all weird about giving me your girlfriend's number, ffs.

what if we let you sit in the car while we go in the motel?

would that make you feel any better?

i am trying to help you to feel more comfortable about this thing.

but seriously, you have control issues.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

Nothing says "Honey, I love you," like giving your girl's number to a self-described sociopath.

PMed.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

Dont you feel better now?

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Bertha is a whole lot of woman, it'd be rude not to share. Heads up, she only accepts Amazon gift cards as "gifts."

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

hey sir... just cuz i offered to let you wait out in the car while she and i are in the hotel, dont turn this into something scammy...

lets keep things on the up and up.