what is the most important thing for an airplane pilot to do?

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dont crash.

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[–]ShalomEveryone 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (7 children)

My immediate though was, "not crash".

Shalom

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[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (6 children)

shalom back at you, sir.

[–]ShalomEveryone 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

Thank You.

Shalom

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    [–]ShalomEveryone 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    Thank You.

    Shalom

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    [–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

    hey, i have a question for you...

    if i convert to jewish, am i allowed to take two or three jewish girls as my wives?

    (i am hoping that they would know how to clean and maintain a boat)

    serious question.

    [–]ShalomEveryone 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

    if i convert to jewish, am i allowed to take two or three jewish girls as my wives?

    Ask a rabbinical lawyer.

    Shalom

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    [–][deleted] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    How do I find one of those?

    [–]IkeConn 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

    Walk away after landing.

    [–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    nice..

    [–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (5 children)

    Pre-game, the drinks on the plane are overpriced and you gotta hit that Ballmer peak.

    [–][deleted] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

    i was thinking about that thing where you are all weird about giving me your girlfriend's number, ffs.

    what if we let you sit in the car while we go in the motel?

    would that make you feel any better?

    i am trying to help you to feel more comfortable about this thing.

    but seriously, you have control issues.

    [–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

    Nothing says "Honey, I love you," like giving your girl's number to a self-described sociopath.

    PMed.

    [–][deleted] 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

    Dont you feel better now?

    [–][deleted] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

    Bertha is a whole lot of woman, it'd be rude not to share. Heads up, she only accepts Amazon gift cards as "gifts."

    [–][deleted] 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

    hey sir... just cuz i offered to let you wait out in the car while she and i are in the hotel, dont turn this into something scammy...

    lets keep things on the up and up.

    [–]NodeThis is my flair. There are many like it, but this one is mine. 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

    On the ground: Pre-flight checklist and preparations.

    In the air: Fly the plane.

    [–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

    you know what is weird? most crashes(not all) do not occur in the air.. most of em happen when you make contact with the ground.

    there are some mid air collisions and they are usually deadly fatal..

    do you ever watch THE FLIGHT CHANNEL on youtube?

    its a good watch.

    [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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      [–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

      Great idea.

      [–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

      https://i.imgur.com/0FJ2XMe.jpg