Every time my wife leaves people think I'm gonna self destruct

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Put the bottle down

It's empty now so... Ok.

I can't go out Socks, women throw themselves at me. I'm trying to swear off other people's women.

Haagen Daz

Gross. If you're ever in the area try HEB's store brand ice cream. It's really really good.

Good suggestions though, a cigar does sound nice. Maybe with weed. A blunt it is!