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State of the Muskrat Union address
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[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun - 2 years ago (5 children)
I still have no words. But this reminds me. You know that scene in The Wolf of Wall Street when Leo is snorting coke off of Margot Robbie's boobs, when his wife opens the car door and yells at him? I asked my wife if she'd yell at me while I was snorting coke off the boobs of Margot Robbie. She said - nope - she'd be impressed. (But I think she'd throw things at us.)
[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun - 2 years ago (2 children)
You are vile
[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - 2 years ago (1 child)
Then why do you bother responding to me? Are you in love?
(Grow up.)
[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun - 2 years ago (0 children)
Does it always come down to something gay with you?
[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun - 2 years ago (1 child)
I can't even believe some of the shit I write, but out it comes. I feel like Mel Gibson.
You should email Margot Robbie, she might want to do blow with you and your wife. That would be one hell of a story.
[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - 2 years ago* (0 children)
Nope - no matter where I get my appetite - I eat at home. Margot can't have any of this. :-) (But as we used to say many years ago, I wouldn't throw her out of bed for eating crackers.)
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