I made love to a milk cow today, it was the first meaningful relationship of my life. She moo'ed in my ear while i pounded on her love machine.

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Perhaps go for a run, lift some weights and read a good challenging book.

dude, you are missing out... sometimes when i am shoving my manhood into her burger factory, she will let out a fart that could kill a monster and she will drop the hugest load of manure on my boots... and then she makes a moo'ing sound just to let me know that i am doing it for her... i am giving her cow orgasms..

i never really really felt like a man until i met my lady cow.