I made love to a milk cow today, it was the first meaningful relationship of my life. She moo'ed in my ear while i pounded on her love machine.

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Am I supposed to ban this for inciting violence? Ugh

[–]skeeter[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I am in love.

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    [–]skeeter[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

    My lady cow loves me, i know this is true, deep in my heart i know that she loves me and it isnt just because i thrust my man tool into her baby machine for hours without taking a break..

    she loves me.

    she has a really cute nickname for me, she calls me cuck bitch.

    she likes to moo really loud and then she snaps at me "fuck me, cuck bitch"..

    see what i mean? she loves me.

    i am craving raw milk, isnt that weird?

    mmmoooooo...

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      [–]skeeter[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

      have you ever had a three way with a dude and a super sweet milk cow?

      opportunity knocks.

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        [–]skeeter[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

        Perhaps go for a run, lift some weights and read a good challenging book.

        dude, you are missing out... sometimes when i am shoving my manhood into her burger factory, she will let out a fart that could kill a monster and she will drop the hugest load of manure on my boots... and then she makes a moo'ing sound just to let me know that i am doing it for her... i am giving her cow orgasms..

        i never really really felt like a man until i met my lady cow.