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[–][deleted] 6 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 2 fun -  (10 children)

$Whackd

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (9 children)

$weet! What does my tattoo say?

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (7 children)

Idk, any time I try to read the full thing while we’re in the heat of the moment, you prevent me from taking your pants off and keep telling me you’re not ready yet. And I respect that, I really do, I don’t push.

But don’t make a comment on SaidIt throwing an “inside jab” that you know only I will understand because you're projecting your sexual frustrations on me.

You and I both know If you’d let me get past first base you know I would know what your tattoo says.. stop messing with me about intimate shit, on SaidIt too of all places.. next you’re gonna bring up your wife again just to remind me that I’m temporary..

[–]JasonCarswellMental Orgy 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (6 children)

L.   O.   L.

Downward gutter discussion. M7 would NOT be impressed. He would spank you but knows you would only enjoy it.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (5 children)

It’s /u/AmericanMuskrat’s fault; he started it and he knows I lack confidence because he just uses me as a sadistic pleasure toy and when I’m in the moment, he laughs in my face and kicks me out. He then rubs his wife in my face & he says “you g2g as my wife will be home soon and we’re making bread together”. He never makes bread with me. Or anything for the matter!

As for /u/magnora7, I believe AM sent him an invite to our “swinger party”, but he never responded. So you’re probably right.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

I want whatever you're on lol.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (2 children)

You already have what I’m on 😜

Wake and vape and watch market crayons turn from red to green to red to green!

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Crayons sound tasty.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

You never tried one??

It’s a well-known-open-hidden-secert; the crayon with the name “red” tastes exactly like delicious, sugary and refreshing strawberries while the “green-yellow” (not to be mistaken with “yellow-green” - that just tastes nasty), is like a tropical pina colada/margarita in your mouth.

Why do you think common core education teaches at a young age not to eat crayons? They’re good for you!

[–]JasonCarswellMental Orgy 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

I wanna see more witty creative writing like this on SaidIt!

Every time I whip it out they tell me I'm obscene - yet they tolerate the trolls.

[–]JasonCarswellMental Orgy 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

$CIENCE!

[–]superfox 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (5 children)

i watched a video not long ago, i cant confirm if it was real or faked, but they interviewed some hookers from belize that said that mcafee would pay the girls to crap in his mouth.

for the love of god, i will never be able to appreciate that fetish.

and he sells anti-virus software?

[–]slushpilot 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

Buy this anti-virus, and you too can do irresponsible risky shit!

[–]superfox 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

i can at least appreciate just about any fetish, but this thing where people like to eat somebody's crap that is way above my pay grade.

[–]Jesus-Christ 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

In Japan they have a thing where the escort will shit on you with this clear acrylic pane or something to give the client an idea of what it'd be like, and if he likes it then they do the real deal.

[–]Airbus320 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

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[–]yoke 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

i thought mcafee is some bad guy since the software that bears his name is quite disturbing, intrusive at times. yet when he dies i read more and found that he's kidna actually one of the good guys. idk.

[–]Jesus-Christ 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

He had his own private militia and did bath salts thinking the CIA were spying on him in the trees. Yea, I guess you could say he's pretty based. McAfee was a decent anti-virus until he sold it, now it's essentially adware. But any anti-virus is pretty much asking to spy on you tbh.

[–]yoke 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

i still don't quite understand sry. but doing bath salt is right up there with cheesing (south park meme doing cat piss.) lol.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

He died a rebel and with his hands untied for sure. Best way to go.