You never tried one??

It’s a well-known-open-hidden-secert; the crayon with the name “red” tastes exactly like delicious, sugary and refreshing strawberries while the “green-yellow” (not to be mistaken with “yellow-green” - that just tastes nasty), is like a tropical pina colada/margarita in your mouth.

Why do you think common core education teaches at a young age not to eat crayons? They’re good for you!