"No amount of force can control a free man, a man whose mind is free... You can’t conquer a free man; the most you can do is kill him.” Robert A. Heinlein

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[–]Tom_Bombadil 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (14 children)

"L. Ron Hubbard was a black man!" -Eric Andre

[–]UnexpectedTransmissi 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Turn that poop into wine!

[–]hennaojichan 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (12 children)

I've seen photos of him and if he was black he was a very light shade, kind of like Kamala Harris' father. BTW, I am NOT a scientologist.

[–]jet199 5 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Looks more Jewish than anything, sorry if that triggers anyone.

[–]Tom_Bombadil 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (10 children)

I was just joking bro. ;-)

Eric Andre - Black Scientologists

[–]hennaojichan 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (9 children)

Cough-19 has killed my sense of humor. I can't tell the jokes from real news anymore so I'm another victim of the plague.

[–]Honestanonymous 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Cough 19? More like couch 19. Am I right guys? I haven't gained this many lbs since 911

[–]Tom_Bombadil 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (7 children)

It's all good bro. ;-)

I try to laugh at it whenever I can. We have to delegitimize this scamdemic.
Comedy helps to relieve tension, and point out the absurdity of this hoax.

This is my ringtone.

[–]hennaojichan 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

COVID-19 — I love it. He is either possessed by the devil or some substance that makes his eyes look really strange.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

Scamdemic?

.02% OF PEOPLE WHO CONTRACT CORONA DIE!

[–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Fact: Before COVID-19 old people never died.

/s

[–]Tom_Bombadil 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Scamdemic?

.02% OF PEOPLE WHO CONTRACT CORONA DIE!

The median age of death for this is 82... So 50% of those who die are older than 82, and lived a longer than avg person.

According to the CDC the other 50% of the people who die are older than 70.

https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/hcp/planning-scenarios.html

Also, 94% of people who die have preexisting comorbidities. An avg of 2.6 comorbidities.

So, the median age 82 with an avg of 2.6 comorbidities.

This is called dying from old age.

People die every day, except it's now plastered all over the news.

Don't believe the hype.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I was being sarcastic, I mean .02 is pretty insignificant.

[–]JasonCarswell 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Almost as good as Burning Man.

[–]JasonCarswell 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

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