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March Jobs Report: 196,000 Jobs Added, Unemployment At 3.8 Percent
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[–]dcjogger 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - 1 year ago* (0 children)
Everything is fake and a lie today.
Americans must do mental
gymnastics to justify their lives.
The US is collapsing.
The world has turned upside down.
Americans used to love freedom
and fight Nazis and Commies,
but have now become Nazis
The elites are importing vastly
different Muslims and Mexicans
while telling the feminists,
homosexuals, blacks, and whites
to be a big, happy family.
One problem with a
diversity is that you
end up with a police state
because diverse countries must
keep the peace by banning
everything. The USA
didn't use to need to ban
hookah bars because
Americans don't go to
hookah bars. The US
didn't use to need to
outlaw flying lanterns
because Americans don't use
flying lanterns. The US
didn't use to need to ban eating
dog meat because
Americans don't eat dogs.
Americans cannot see
completely ignorant of history,
and don't realize the effects
of unintended consequences and decrees.
There was a time
when there were no
passports or driver licenses
and people survived just fine.
Driver licenses used to
have just a name, but then birthdates, gender, and photos were required.
Now fingerprints are needed to get a license.
One problem with outlawing everything is that you must have so many loopholes to live that tyranny becomes useless and makes the laws pointless and ineffective.
Licenses now can list any age, race, or gender you want. You can be any religion you want.
A man who wanted to avoid surveillance could dress like a Muslim female or use a woman's restroom.
Americans used to be taught to love freedom, be moral, be independent, and have personal responsibility.
Americans today are told to love Socialism, be immoral, be weak, and be dependent.
Americans are taught to use safe spaces, not have friends, not hug kids, get tattoos, use drugs, get divorced, become homosexuals, get welfare, love war, embrace debt, shoplift, and pee in public.
Life has become meaningless now that everything is illegal, hard work is punished with taxes and regulations, and laziness is rewarded with welfare.
Nazis scream Americans need an ID to
vote and Commies say Americans
need an ID to buy a gun.
Fascists say Clinton was a
monster for getting a blowjob,
but don't mind that
Trump broke the law by cheating
on his wife with a prostitute.
Commies go batshit insane
is called a nigger, but don't
mind criticizing liberal Jews.
Conservative Nazis hate conservative
that they are holy gods because
the US has
nuclear bombs and torture,
turn around and say
are evil because they
have nuclear weapons and torture.
Americans used to be
get a good job
with an IQ test, but when
black people sued
because they weren't hired, companies
starting requiring degrees. When blacks
didn't go to college, universities starting
lowering standards so much
that having a college diploma
Americans used to be proud if they
graduated from Harvard, but now
you can just pay a bribe to
Americans used to say the world
would end because of a coming
ice age. When the cooling
didn't happen, Americans said
there was global warming.
swear there is climate change.
Americans used to insist paper
bags were dangerous. Now
Americans say all bags must be banned.
Americans scream declawing cats must be illegal,
but Americans are too retarded to understand that
cats will need to be killed because no one wants
to adopt a cat that destroys furniture.
Americans swear that you must be legally required
to buy wind power, but
Americans are unable to understand that wind power
kills birds, is unreliable,
and is costly because the windmills are far from cities.
Americans used to say alcohol
was dangerous and should be illegal,
but later alcohol was legalized and pot
was banned. Now weed
is legal, but smoking is a crime.
Americans used to say
you need a business license to
start a restaurant. Now Americans
say illegal aliens don't need
a business license to start
a restaurant because
don't want the immigrants to be
Commies say that everyone
must be required to be vaccinated,
but they think unvaccinated
illegal aliens are acceptable.
Black people were able
to start hotels,
restaurants, and funeral homes
in the past because
blacks couldn't use white businesses.
Now blacks are given welfare
and black families fall apart
because girls just marry
the state instead of a man.
White supremacists ridicule
white people who say that
they're Indians, but what
do racists say when they
take a DNA test and find out
they are 1% black?
Racists are only allowed to be politically
correct, but when society
falls apart, white people
explode and become Nazis.
Americans say that they live in
peaceful country with a balanced
budget, but anyone who offers
opposing evidence is called
a racist and a nutjob and
gets banned, gets an IRS audit,
is arrested, or killed.
US Ponzi economy
might kill each other
Civil war among
Fascists and Communists
or unite against the 1% or
start a race war.
The elites have turned everyone into
criminals, liars, hypocrites,
and cowards. The
only good thing about
living in a police state
is that no one can take the
moral high ground on anything.
Maybe the best
Americans can do right now
is become anonymous,
buy a sailboat, and leave.