Like robots, Americans are so predictable and brainwashed that you know what their response and talking point will be for any question.

Americans go batshit insane when they hear that the NSA wiretapped Trump, but Americans don't care that the NSA wiretaps them.

Americans say press freedom is falling because of fake news, not because the Gestapo arrests reporters.

Americans insist NFL kneeling must be banned because being forced to stand for the national anthem means freedom.

Americans swear protesting must be outlawed because protesters might break windows.

Americans say religious freedom must be banned because Muslims might open mosques.

Americans say TSA groping is fine because they have nothing to hide.

Americans believe NSA wiretapping is okay since it's just metadata.

Americans think forfeiture is acceptable because the police have been doing it for years.

Americans say torture is good since the government would never torture a white person.

Nazis scream the US military must be built up because Yemen might invade the USA.

Nazis insist the US needs a trade war because closed borders turned North Korea into a stunning success.

Nazis say US must be a police state because black people might buy guns.

Nazis say tyranny is okay because the US is a republic.

Fascists swear debt is fine since Trump is growing the debt at a slower rate than Obama did.

Americans say they are holy gods because they torture and have nuclear bombs, but China is evil because they torture and have nuclear weapons.

Americans used to fight Nazis and Commies, but have now become Nazis and Commies.

Americans say Israel must control the US because Israel is the only democracy in the Middle East.

Christ, American hypocrisy is tedious.