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China sends team to advise North Korea on Kim Jong-un's health
submitted 4 years ago by bradlux from worldabcnews.com
[–]MostlySunnySkies 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun - 4 years ago (2 children)
China: Oh yes, the, uh, the Kim Jong-um...What's,uh...What's wrong with it?
US: I'll tell you what's wrong with it, my lad. 'E's dead, that's what's wrong with it!
China: No, no, 'e's uh,...he's resting.
US: Look, matey, I know a dead Jong-un when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.
China No no he's not dead, he's, he's restin'! Remarkable dictator, the NK Grey, idn'it, ay? Beautiful plumage!
US: The uniform don't enter into it. It's stone dead.
China: Nononono, no, no! 'E's resting!
US: All right then, if he's restin', I'll wake him up!
(shouting at the Kim Jong-un)
'Ello, Mister Kim Jong-un! I've got a lovely fresh cuttle fish for you if you show...
China: There, he moved!
US: No, he didn't, that was you !
China: I never!!
US: (yelling ) 'ELLO KIMMY!!!!!
Testing! Testing! Testing! Testing! This is your nine o'clock alarm call!
(Takes Kim Jong-um and thumps his head on the counter. Throws him up in the air and watches it plummet to the floor.)
US: Now that's what I call a dead dictator.
O: No, no.....No, 'e's stunned!
[–]JasonCarswell 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun - 4 years ago (1 child)
Why does the US have a Cockney accent?
[–]MostlySunnySkies 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun - 4 years ago (0 children)
Cultural reference:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZw35VUBdzo
[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun - 4 years ago (0 children)
he ded.
A Chinese doctor performed the surgery, so who is to say this is a medical assassination attempt to try an assimilate NK to china? makes sense to me- he is a piece of shit in general and worthless to the world because he is a batshit cray murderous dictator with zero qualities to make the world better
Generally it is tacky and trashy to wish someone bad when they are gravely ill- this is not one of those times.. he deserves to die a very horrible painful death for what he does to his people.
Hes fat, smokes 2 packs a day, 5 cheeseburger eating a day fucking asshole.. pretty sure COVID was the least of his problems I am just worried on what bathsit crazy person is going to step up in his place.
ROT IN HELL KIM JUNG UN
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