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[–]Tom_Bombadil 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun - 5 years ago (8 children)
Even as a white man?
[–]rhinomilk 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun - 5 years ago (7 children)
Sure! A self-flagellating white man is the best only acceptable kind.
[–]Tom_Bombadil 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun - 5 years ago (5 children)
Count me in!
However, I should probably mention that I also require external flaggellation, on occasion...
It keeps me focused...
[–]JasonCarswell 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun - 5 years ago (4 children)
The third panel is missing...
Join the military, step on a rake, it pierces his foot, he gets inadequate health coverage, the leg is amputated, he's depressed and addicted to pills, then commits suicide by sucking on the long end of the rake.
[–]Zombi 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun - 5 years ago (1 child)
The fourth panel would be a bunch of people saying "Thank you for your service! You're a hero." to his corpse.
[–]Tom_Bombadil 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - 5 years ago (0 children)
That's a great fourth panel.
[–]poestal 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - 5 years ago (1 child)
false. tricare and va. not to mention military pays for your schooling. but keep straw manning.
[–]JasonCarswell 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - 5 years ago (0 children)
I said nothing about schooling.
I did make a typo. I said "coverage" when I meant "treatment".
No straw no more.
[–]Zombi 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun - 5 years ago (0 children)
You forgot the part where you need to be at MINIMUM bisexual (gender-fluid attack helicopter on Tuesdays and the rest of the week a flaming homosexual with a fetish for east african men preferred) and you need to have a massive victim complex despite the fact you make $60k+ a year, have clean/running water, grew up in the suburbs, and your daily worries aren't whether you'll have enough money for food this week.
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[–]Tom_Bombadil 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun - (5 children)
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