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[–]sawboss 8 insightful - 5 fun8 insightful - 4 fun9 insightful - 5 fun -  (9 children)

No worries. Just tweet about how much you hate men and wish to kill all white people. Then you're sure to get an editorship at the New York Times.

[–]Tom_Bombadil 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (8 children)

Even as a white man?

[–]rhinomilk 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (7 children)

Sure! A self-flagellating white man is the best only acceptable kind.

[–]Tom_Bombadil 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (5 children)

Count me in!

However, I should probably mention that I also require external flaggellation, on occasion...

It keeps me focused...

[–]JasonCarswell 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (4 children)

The third panel is missing...

Join the military, step on a rake, it pierces his foot, he gets inadequate health coverage, the leg is amputated, he's depressed and addicted to pills, then commits suicide by sucking on the long end of the rake.

[–]Zombi 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

The fourth panel would be a bunch of people saying "Thank you for your service! You're a hero." to his corpse.

[–]Tom_Bombadil 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

That's a great fourth panel.

[–]poestal 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

false. tricare and va. not to mention military pays for your schooling. but keep straw manning.

[–]JasonCarswell 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I said nothing about schooling.

I did make a typo. I said "coverage" when I meant "treatment".

No straw no more.

[–]Zombi 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

You forgot the part where you need to be at MINIMUM bisexual (gender-fluid attack helicopter on Tuesdays and the rest of the week a flaming homosexual with a fetish for east african men preferred) and you need to have a massive victim complex despite the fact you make $60k+ a year, have clean/running water, grew up in the suburbs, and your daily worries aren't whether you'll have enough money for food this week.