“per my last email” = fuck you
“apologies for the delay” = fuck me
“cc’ing for visibility” = you’re fucked
“checking in in this” = i’m fucked
“let’s revisit in Q4” = fuck this
“i’m not sure that’s aligned” = fuck that
“respectfully yours” = fuck all y’all
“let me know if you need anything else” = give me something, fucking anything
“could you clarify” = this is some fucking bullshit
“i hope this email finds you well” = i couldn’t give a fuck as long as this email finds you
“attaching below” = oh fuck actually i forgot
“please reply” = fuck it Hail Mary time
“let’s discuss on our next check in” = for fuck’s sake
“due to the blockers previously discussed we’re unable to complete this project as originally planned” = we’re fucked
“unsubscribe” = fuck off
"please advise” = what the fuck does this even mean
“after careful consideration” = i’m about to fuck shit up
“respectfully” = fuck no
[–]SMCAB 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun - (0 children)
[–]Musky[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun - (0 children)